A collection of various mahem I've concocted over the years. Some of the shit is so old, I no longer agree with it completely. All of it however, is copyrighted to me, so don't even think about stealing.
This symbol ---> ¤ denotes a new or updated item, and this symbol ---> † denotes a work in progress.
Rants
Movie Reviews
Fan Fiction
Original Fiction
Poetry
Random Things
Napster: 10-4-00
Drugs: 10-5-00
Prostitutes: 11-2-00
© I Still Love Napster ©: 2-11-01
School Shootings: 3-6-01
Capital Punishment: 6-19-01
Religion: 8-13-01
Guns: 8-13-01
Bad Parenting: 8-13-01
Attack on America: 9-23-01
George W. Bush:11-12-01
Assisted Suicide: 6-24-02
Women Rant: 8-21-02
Men Rant: 8-21-02
The Joy of Politics: 1-16-03
Virginia Tech Shooting: 4-17-07
Hannibal: 2-23-01
The Mummy Returns: 6-10-01
Shrek: 6-19-01
Jurassic Park 3: 7-31-01
Thirteen Ghosts: 10-31-01
Aquarium Epiphany: {Kingdom Hearts} Completely pointless, utterly plotless Riku & Sora yaoi.
Change My Stripes: {Kingdom Hearts} It's hard enough being a high school student. It's even harder when your best friend is in love with you, although you're not attracted to the same sex. But then, why do you keep staring at your new English teacher. Riku & Sora vs. Squall & Sora. It's yaoi, but with plot. † / ¤
City of Dying Dreams: {Kingdom Hearts} In a city where one man has everything, they only have each other. But for how long? Riku & Sora yaoi, but with plot. †
Possession: {Kingdom Hearts} Ansem & Riku yaoi, just because. No plot, no point, no shame.
English Class: Sadistic teachers are enough to drive you mad. <---From high school = bad
The Ex: She soon found out that he was indeed a man of good taste. <---From high school = bad
The Appointment: He will get to all of you, in due time.
Confessions of a Label Whore: No, this is not an actual confession. ¤
Listen: Active listening is a very important skill, don't you know ¤
For Charlie: Because we're all just wolves and rabbits, really ¤
Cheers: Speak now, or forever shut your mouth ¤
Christmas Poem: So full of holiday cheer <---From high school = bad
Valentine's Day Poem: Absolutely romantic <---From high school = bad
Thank You, Captain Obvious: This was written in the winter, by the way ¤
Spring Haiku: I actually like these ¤
Twilight Sonnet: Don't even ask ¤
Denziens of the Dark: Because I really do hate them that much ¤
Grief's Villanelle: Kind of sad, or something ¤
Some Ol' Bullshit: I hate romance ¤
Practically a Saint: A slightly pervy little piece ¤
Youthful Indiscretion: Not only the good die young ¤
Flamenco: Bust a move ¤
Well, If You Must Know: Totally random ¤
Jokes: A bunch of jokes I like